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Come On, Teacher

Come on teacher, teach me something
Don’t just fill my head with nothing
No, no teacher, I’m still sitting
In this desk ,no I’m not quitting
No, no teacher, I won’t give up
I just hope that I can live up
To you’re expectations of me
Teacher, you’ll be so proud of me

If I just don’t understand it
I should just be reprimanded
Make me stay here after school
While my friends go to the pool
Come on teacher, just admit it
You think that I will never get it
I’m the badass of your classroom
Now you’ve got a badass classroom
Come on teacher, won’t you tell me
Why somebody just don’t expel me
I am so much slower than the others
It’s a good thing I don’t have any younger brothers

Warm it up (I’m about to)

If for some reason I’m not present
Blame it on my adolescence
And if for some reason I am tardy
Well, it’s cause I went out last night to party
And dans la french class je suis terrible
Apres l’ecole I’ll be coming up to see you

I just noticed something lately
I’ve been here since 1980!

(Dear Van Halen, please don’t sue me)